It takes lots to get us to root for Mark Zuckerberg, however the prospect of him demolishing Elon Musk in public is simply too tantalizing to withstand. The tech billionaires have been teasing a throwdown since June, although pinning down a time and place has proved elusive.
Whereas Zuckerberg – who received gold and silver medals in his first Jiu-Jitsu event in Could – appears keen to indicate off his preventing abilities, Musk could also be regretting his bluster. The 51-year-old has proven off some very half-hearted coaching, however has now claimed to have neck issues that imply he received’t be capable of compete.
Nonetheless, one of many all-time nice WWE wrestlers thinks he’s the person to get Elon preventing match:
Effectively, he’s down with the entire “X” factor, so why not? We’re very a lot hoping the web bullies Elon exhausting sufficient to truly get him into the ring, even when that is nonetheless very a lot an Aliens vs Predator model “whoever wins, we lose” situation.
That mentioned, Zuckerberg really having preventing expertise and taking this critically ought to imply we’ll see Musk floor right into a effective paste. Probably Musk will attempt to formulate some sort of battle technique to leverage his weight and peak towards Zuck, although we will solely consider Mike Tyson’s insightful quote: “Everybody has a plan till they get punched within the face”.
We’ve our doubts as as to if this bout will actually occur, but when we’re going to have unaccountable tech overlords governing our lives, we could as properly get to morbidly watch them whale on one another. So c’mon guys, cease flirting and get within the ring!